Wolfmans Got Nards

All hail the glory that be The Monster Sqaud. Like the mutant crossbreed of The Goonies and The Lost Boys, if your not familiar with this gem from '87 get ready to get pysched. It's not available on DVD but if you do some keen internet searching you can find a vhs copy. Although if your more internet savvy you can download it and burn a dvd (or put it on your ipod so i'ts always with you, like i did). But back to the film itself. The Monster Squad is about a group of young high schoolers who love monster movies and and have a club (complete with a sick treehouse) where they discuss all things monster. Then wouldn't you know it, Dracula moves to the old creepy house and calls up all his monster buddies to help open a portal and unleash heinous evil on the world. Who else is going to stop this bullshit but The Monster Sqaud (with the help of "the cool kid" from school, scary German guy and best of all Frankenstein). One of the most brilliant films of the 1980's and perhaps the only film to feature Frankenstein saying "Bogus" and Dracula calling a 5 year old girl a bitch, this is not one to be missed. Do what you must to find it, you'll most likely have the best time ever and if not fuck you. Check the radical links below...



-video (wmv) of wolfman getting kicked in the nards!
-Interview w/ director and cast at ain't it cool news.
-More info and sick animated gifs at i-mockery.
-interesting facts and more animated gifs at Crown Combo.
-unrelated tv series from the 70's, with crime fighting monsters.